Recently you jumped on the smart home bandwagon and ordered an
intelligent fridge from a promising startup company. The letter
which accompanied the device says: "Congratulations for choosing our
intelligent cloud-connected heat removal solution for consumables!
Note that we are in an early phase, which means that our operations
staff is keeping an extremely close eye on the fleet management
portal, monitoring all device registrations."
In addition you also got a CD-ROM(!) with the firmware updater for
the fridge along with the current firmware.